Chimera is the best jailbreak, no cap.
Coolstar is bae.
Hey %name%, you are looking cute today.
What a time to be a purple monkey.
Remember %name% you can go in the preferences and add your own lines to this!
Shut the fuck up %name%.
I want bananas.
Did you know that your icons start turning into bananas over time %name%?
When E T A?
How are you today?
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Tickle me %name%
Right now it is %date%!
It's %time% o'clock right now.
Your battery is at %battery%.
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